tc-doherty:

A quickie rewrite of a femslash drabble I wrote last year. The characters are Brynn Erin and Avalbane, from my novel On the Trail of the Fox.


Avalbane always dressed for dancing, in full skirts with
petticoats just made for spinning and low-heeled shoes. She always danced, too,
with the grace that only a water spirit possessed. She would hum and dance
around the library with her skirts floating around her. Brynn loved to watch
her – catching a glimpse now and again on her way to perform her own numerous
tasks around the house. With everyone else, Ava would stop and blush and run
deeper into the library to hide among her books and her solitude. She never ran
from Brynn.

She learned from Ava, in small stolen moments of time. A
step here, a turn there, a dip somewhere else. Always a quick lesson, a few
measures, and a furtive escape before anyone noticed. She wasn’t nearly as good
at it, as graceful, as fast, as light on her feet. There was never enough time
for that, but Ava didn’t seem to mind
that at all. They did what they could with the time available.

“A big job,” Laurette announce to the room at large. “Very big, yes. We won’t return before
dark, I’m sure.” Laurette was always like this, never revealing anything in
advance. Brynn waited as the mage picked the spirits she would need. But she
skipped Brynn, and Ava.

“Don’t you need me for a big job?” Brynn asked. But Laurette
was adamant.

“No, you stay here this time. You and Ava, both, stay here.
I don’t need you.” Then she smiled in that way she had, and Brynn knew
something was up.

She never asked how the mage had found out, because Laurette
wouldn’t have told her anyway. But it was certain that a whole day alone in the
house had been arranged, as carefully as the bottle of wine left chilling in
the fridge and the stack of brand new records in the library.

When the group returned the next day, Laurette
did not ask about the missing wine, or the scuff marks on the library floor, or
the fact that swing music was still playing from the record player that had, to
date, known nothing but classical tunes. She only smiled that smile, and asked
them if they’d had a nice day off.

Morning reblog. Got lazy and rewrote one from last year haha.

kaket123:

lanonima:

kaket123:

lanonima:

kaket123:

lanonima:

Pellet is a weird word.

I’ve never used it before and I hope I never have to use it again. Look at it. It’s terrible.

English is a terrible language.

But how are you going to get your poison in the Flagon with the Dragon?

How about we just use liquid poison in the vessel with the pestle?

Then you can’t say the pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle. What are you gonna say. I dribbled some poison juice in the vessel. Now remember that.

Plus, what are we going to feed the bird (and the eventual guinea pig). Food orbs, blobs, nuggets. They get pellets Lano! PELLETS!

How about: the potion with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle? HUH? HUH?

ALSO GOD. I was talking about Pellets as a word for sling shot since you can’t call them pebbles when they’re made of metal and I don’t want to use the word bullet even though it’s accurate and shot just sounds weird, why’d you have to bring up all these unrelated things man?

IT’S AN UGLY, STUPID SPELLING FOR AN UGLY, STUPID WORD

Orbs, nuggets, balls, wads, shots, globoids, globules, troches, ammo, slug, round, metal pebble.

Oh, nuggets is good.

Also, I will not.

It’s an ugly word. It looks stupid. It sounds fine, but it looks stupid.

comradewodka:

lanonima:

The hardest part of wolf cop will be coming up with the crime.

As much as I devour cop shows and murder mysteries I feel like I’m going to have a hard time with that.

Come on I’ve seen like every episode of every cop show ever I should be able to do this. We’ll see.

Some standard advice for coming up with mysteries or puzzles (in this case, a crime to solve) is to start at the solution and work your way backward.

“Okay, I need the murder victim to be the protags sister in law, and the end result needs to look like a suicide, but actually her husband was in debt to the mob and desperate enough to try to collect life insurance through fraud. What steps did the murderer take to get there and what clues give it away?”

Granted, that’s… A very Phoenix Wright game designy sort of way of thinking about it… I’m sure actual familiarity with the criminal justice system would be equally helpful and probably be better for a more realistic tone.

When do I write anything with a realistic tone? 

It’s more like I don’t know if I can write something “dark” enough to actually be a suspense/crime/mystery novel. It’s a genre that I am familiar with but am totally new to at the same time.

I’ll figure it out! Working on a different book right now anyway so murder mysteries need to be put on hold for a little while haha

But thanks for the advice! I’ll be sure to use it and see if it works for me. 

The hardest part of wolf cop will be coming up with the crime.

As much as I devour cop shows and murder mysteries I feel like I’m going to have a hard time with that.

Come on I’ve seen like every episode of every cop show ever I should be able to do this. We’ll see.

Kim brought me back a book from the library titled WEREWOLF COP

Very excited. I can already tell that it’s nothing like the Wolf Cop book I’m planning on writing but that doesn’t mean it’s not fun.

It does make me think, though. Do werewolves have to be microchipped? I’m thinking yes – just in case they get injured or killed in their wolf form. 

Imagine a werewolf going into a vets office to get a microchip though. 

The Girl and The Grackle

tc-doherty:

The girl watched the grackle get
pushed around by other birds

As she was pushed around by
other people

And saw in him a friend or more.

So, one day she said: Iffen that
I could kiss ye on the beak

               An
ye would shed yer feathered husk to be a prince fer me.

The grackle replied: raven a
queen and crow a prince might be, but I…

               O,
I am naught but a little fool, trading ruckus for crusts of bread.

She smiled and said: Don’t ye
know?

               Ye
could be a pauper a bard a knight a fool,

               An
still be a prince to me.

I wrote this a few years ago for a college assignment. I just found it in my files and I still think it’s kind of cute.

I think the assignment was to write a poem that was actually a conversation with vastly different speech patterns for the people involved? And we were given a list of words that had to be in it (I remember Ruckus and Husk were two of them). Something like that anyway. Poetry isn’t my strong suit but I think this was my favorite of the pieces I turned in for that class.

I found this old assignment while I was digging in my folders and I think it’s still decent. Just goes to show that I’ll find a way to turn anything into a fairy tale if you give me half an inch.

variablejabberwocky:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

thebibliosphere:

When I was nine, possibly ten, an author came to our school to talk about writing. His name was Hugh Scott, and I doubt he’s known outside of Scotland. And even then I haven’t seen him on many shelves in recent years in Scotland either. But he wrote wonderfully creepy children’s stories, where the supernatural was scary, but it was the mundane that was truly terrifying. At least to little ten year old me. It was Scooby Doo meets Paranormal Activity with a bonny braw Scottish-ness to it that I’d never experienced before.

I remember him as a gangling man with a wiry beard that made him look older than he probably was, and he carried a leather bag filled with paper. He had a pen too that was shaped like a carrot, and he used it to scribble down notes between answering our (frankly disinterested) questions. We had no idea who he was you see, no one had made an effort to introduce us to his books. We were simply told one morning, ‘class 1b, there is an author here to talk to you about writing’, and this you see was our introduction to creative writing. We’d surpassed finger painting and macaroni collages. It was time to attempt Words That Were Untrue.

You could tell from the look on Mrs M’s face she thought it was a waste of time. I remember her sitting off to one side marking papers while this tall man sat down on our ridiculously short chairs, and tried to talk to us about what it meant to tell a story. She wasn’t big on telling stories, Mrs M. She was also one of the teachers who used to take my books away from me because they were “too complicated” for me, despite the fact that I was reading them with both interest and ease. When dad found out he hit the roof. It’s the one and only time he ever showed up to the school when it wasn’t parents night or the school play. After that she just left me alone, but she made it clear to my parents that she resented the fact that a ten year old used words like ‘ubiquitous’ in their essays. Presumably because she had to look it up.

Anyway, Mr Scott, was doing his best to talk to us while Mrs M made scoffing noises from her corner every so often, and you could just tell he was deflating faster than a bouncy castle at a knife sharpening party, so when he asked if any of us had any further questions and no one put their hand up I felt awful. I knew this was not only insulting but also humiliating, even if we were only little children. So I did the only thing I could think of, put my hand up and said “Why do you write?”

I’d always read about characters blinking owlishly, but I’d never actually seen it before. But that’s what he did, peering down at me from behind his wire rim spectacles and dragging tired fingers through his curly beard. I don’t think he expected anyone to ask why he wrote stories. What he wrote about, and where he got his ideas from maybe, and certainly why he wrote about ghosts and other creepy things, but probably not why do you write. And I think he thought perhaps he could have got away with “because it’s fun, and learning is fun, right kids?!”, but part of me will always remember the way the world shifted ever so slightly as it does when something important is about to happen, and this tall streak of a man looked down at me, narrowed his eyes in an assessing manner and said, “Because people told me not to, and words are important.”

I nodded, very seriously in the way children do, and knew this to be a truth. In my limited experience at that point, I knew certain people (with a sidelong glance to Mrs M who was in turn looking at me as though she’d just known it’d be me that type of question) didn’t like fiction. At least certain types of fiction. I knew for instance that Mrs M liked to read Pride and Prejudice on her lunch break but only because it was sensible fiction, about people that could conceivably be real. The idea that one could not relate to a character simply because they had pointy ears or a jet pack had never occurred to me, and the fact that it’s now twenty years later and people are still arguing about the validity of genre fiction is beyond me, but right there in that little moment, I knew something important had just transpired, with my teacher glaring at me, and this man who told stories to live beginning to smile. After that the audience turned into a two person conversation, with gradually more and more of my classmates joining in because suddenly it was fun. Mrs M was pissed and this bedraggled looking man who might have been Santa after some serious dieting, was starting to enjoy himself. As it turned out we had all of his books in our tiny corner library, and in the words of my friend Andrew “hey there’s a giant spider fighting a ghost on this cover! neat!” and the presentation devolved into chaos as we all began reading different books at once and asking questions about each one. “Does she live?”— “What about the talking trees” —“is the ghost evil?” —“can I go to the bathroom, Miss?” —“Wow neat, more spiders!”

After that we were supposed to sit down, quietly (glare glare) and write a short story to show what we had learned from listening to Mr Scott. I wont pretend I wrote anything remotely good, I was ten and all I could come up with was a story about a magic carrot that made you see words in the dark, but Mr Scott seemed to like it. In fact he seemed to like all of them, probably because they were done with such vibrant enthusiasm in defiance of the people who didn’t want us to.

The following year, when I’d moved into Mrs H’s class—the kind of woman that didn’t take away books from children who loved to read and let them write nonsense in the back of their journals provided they got all their work done—a letter arrived to the school, carefully wedged between several copies of a book which was unheard of at the time, by a new author known as J.K. Rowling. Mrs H remarked that it was strange that an author would send copies of books that weren’t even his to a school, but I knew why he’d done it. I knew before Mrs H even read the letter.

Because words are important. Words are magical. They’re powerful. And that power ought to be shared. There’s no petty rivalry between story tellers, although there’s plenty who try to insinuate it. There’s plenty who try to say some words are more valuable than others, that somehow their meaning is more important because of when it was written and by whom. Those are the same people who laud Shakespeare from the heavens but refuse to acknowledge that the quote “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them“ is a dick joke.

And although Mr Scott seems to have faded from public literary consumption, I still think about him. I think about his stories, I think about how he recommended another author and sent copies of her books because he knew our school was a puritan shithole that fought against the Wrong Type of Wordes and would never buy them into the library otherwise. But mostly I think about how he looked at a ten year old like an equal and told her words and important, and people will try to keep you from writing them—so write them anyway.

*sobs for like the umpteenth time this day and reblogs the fuck out of this*

out of all the posts on this site meant to help people get and keep the urge to write, i think this one speaks the most to me. because of all the voices saying your writing is dumb, one of the most insidious is the one in your own head.

i think i finally have something to fight back with now

rainbow-hammock:

lanonima:

Speaking of Redwall: I know we talk about how the stories/formulas can get repetitive at times but do people ever bring up the writing itself?

Cause in 2013 I worked three jobs spread across two cities that were 80 miles apart. In order to make the twice-weekly hour-and-a-half drive bearable I listened to every Redwall audio book back to back.

You really notice things in a situation like that. Like the fact that “he struck like chain lighting” must have been Jacques’ favorite phrase to write because it shows up in almost every book. There are a few other things that show up nearly verbatim again and again.

It’s not a bad thing, necessarily, but it made me hyper aware of phrases like that in my own writing. It’s just kind of weird that for someone who is so good at description that he would consistently fall back on the same phrases.

It didn’t bother me so much when I was younger–I put the series on a pedestal, so I didn’t think about the flaws too much. As I got older and my tastes/experiences changed, though, I definitely could see them. When I was reading “The Rogue Crew”, it drove me crazy how often Jacques described Razzid “wiping his bad eye” or something along those lines. Next time I read that book, I’ll have to do a count.

That probably has something to do with it too, I guess. I wouldn’t have noticed when I was younger.

But to be honest the only Redwall books I read as a kid were Redwall and Taggerung (right after it came out). I didn’t read most of them until late in high school/ early college. And even then I only noticed similar phrases between books, not within. I bet if I focused on that a few would probably come up!

Speaking of Redwall: I know we talk about how the stories/formulas can get repetitive at times but do people ever bring up the writing itself?

Cause in 2013 I worked three jobs spread across two cities that were 80 miles apart. In order to make the twice-weekly hour-and-a-half drive bearable I listened to every Redwall audio book back to back.

You really notice things in a situation like that. Like the fact that “he struck like chain lighting” must have been Jacques’ favorite phrase to write because it shows up in almost every book. There are a few other things that show up nearly verbatim again and again.

It’s not a bad thing, necessarily, but it made me hyper aware of phrases like that in my own writing. It’s just kind of weird that for someone who is so good at description that he would consistently fall back on the same phrases.