My roommate: new phone works!!!
My roommate: I can set a picture for u
My roommate: I set it as sailor neptune
My roommate: new phone works!!!
My roommate: I can set a picture for u
My roommate: I set it as sailor neptune
Oh, Mother, why do you spin these false stories? You are no better than the rest of our family. Your grief for me is misplaced and selfish. I was not going to be a child forever, not with this ichor in my veins. I am not Kore, not your maiden. I chose this, do you know why?
My teeth are as unforgiving as your claws in the earth and Hades knew that the moment he saw me. I bite and tear and he surrenders to me completely, pleading if there’s anything else he can give me. Those pomengranates were sweeter than anything the heavens or the earth could offer. But I don’t remember if the red permanently stained on my lips is their juice or if it’s blood.
My heart is colder than your damned winter and you can destroy the earth for all I care. Every soul you send to this place makes us stronger and makes you weaker. Praxidike, they whisper as they kneel before me, subterranean queen. Tell me, who will worship you when you’ve killed them all? You will wither just like your earth.
He carved out his heart when I asked for it and he trembles when I clutch it in my hands. He calls me queen, Aristi Cthonia, the best chthonic, tells me I’m his salvation because I have known the light. When I laughed and told him it means nothing compared to the feel of his skin on mine, he whispered Persephone, destroyer of light.
I do not write this to plead my case, but the opposite. Do not claim your grief is because of me, do not claim that I am to blame for the earth dying. I know nothing of weakness and yours is not mine to bear. Twist your tales, paint my husband as evil, we do not care. The mortals all come to beg before us eventually.
We dubbed a cute goofy comic about Sailor Moon and PUNS! Watch it!
Source: http://thesanityclause.tumblr.com/tagged/art
—
CAST:
Mina/Jupiter – Meredith Sims (https://twitter.com/vasnapdragon)
Usagi – ChibiSammii (https://www.youtube.com/user/ChibiSammii)
Artemis – ProZD (http://prozdvoices.tumblr.com/)
Ami – Kiane “Chula” King (http://chulacabra.tumblr.com/)
Mars – pLasterbrain (https://soundcloud.com/plasterbrain)
Endymion – Alejandro “Kaggy” Saab (https://twitter.com/KaggyFilms)MUSIC:
Baccano! OST – Ohiru no Gunman to Makka na Odoriko
Steven Universe – Rose’s Fountain
Greek myths are fucking great because their gods are so human. They argue, they fuck up at things, they make fun of each other, they piss each other off, it’s great, there’s so much human interaction and then Christianity comes in like that guy and is all like “oh my god is infallible and knows everything and immortal and everywhere at once and you can’t see it but its totally there and stronger than everything” shut the fuck up Christianity go take a writing class
did you just call the Christian god a Mary Sue
sigh…
Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere
I’m in fucking tears
I ugly laughed
HA!
So I was telling my dad about neko atsume and he just scoffed and said “you don’t need a damn video game for that” and went out to our backyard and put apples and pears all around our yard and now we’re just watching the squirrels come and go and he’s naming them all after old military generals
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SAD BUT LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
SPLAT
Italians

the private journal of aaron burr
Me after the weekend.
like honestly what kind of #relatable feelings FROM 1812

EXODIA… CAFFINATE!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
EXODIA
IT’S IMPOSSIBLE
NO ONE’S EVER BEEN ABLE TO DRINK HIM
“My grandfather’s cafe has no pathetic drinks, Kaiba. But it does contain the quenching Exodia!”