
“No.”
my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”
1. Achilles dragging Hector’s Corpse
2. Þórr punting Lítr the dwarf over Baldr´s funeral pyre
3. Visigoths sack Rome in 400s
4. Haraldr Hardrada’s death at the battle of Stamford Bridge in 1066
5. Tomyris of the Massagetae beheading Cyrus the Great for killing her son
6. Gallic leader Vercingetorix surrendering to Julius Caesar
7. The stabbing of Caesar
8. Leader of the Iceni tribe Boudica drinking poison in face of Roman defeat
9. The burning of Joan of Arc, the Maid of Orléans
10. This dude with a knife in his head…
(Roman soldier in Gaul)

this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context
movie producers be like
Mars: Complex, compelling, and actively tries to make life difficult for everyone
Venus: Priorities include being the prettiest; often features solo work
Mercury: Moves too fast for everyone, but doesn’t expect them to be able to keep up
Jupiter: An eclectic mass of joy, elegance, grandiosity, bittersweetness, and adorable tendency
Saturn: Constantly straddles that delicate line between pleasant and creepy
Uranus: Tries very hard to be mysterious and commanding but cannot hide the goofy dorkiness that lies within
Neptune: Presence is literally accompanied by a choir of heavenly angels
Pluto: What’s a Pluto