Rubin is remembering his time with the Nameless Prince and the narration specifically says the Prince “seduced him with his arts” you can say whatever you want about this being a children’s book but there’s literally no way in hell they weren’t an item for a little while

(also since the Prince calls him “my dear” later on and he only says that to Rubin and to Nives and since he tried to marry Nives…the Prince is a bisexual disaster and this will never, ever be taken away from me)

the-pikacrew:

bidoof:

this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor

I mean… yeah

bigfatfae:

spoopy-banana:

boosmygod:

nightofthelivingched:

This just in professional animators who have endured years of rigorous training are still figuring out how to design and animate girls. It’s very difficult, and nobody in the history of the company has yet to figure it out. Please be patient with them, or you may hurt their feelings

to be fair no one has ever been able to draw a woman in the history of mankind. nor have they been able to even capture a woman on film. im highly skeptical that women even exist. one blurry photograph in the woods does not prove anything.

I laughed entirely too hard at this