Marth: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Alm: Come on. You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo. Wombology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob!
Celica: EEEEEEVILLLLLLLL!
Sigurd: If i were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend… Well, that would be okay.
Seliph: The boy cries you a sweater of tears, and ya kill him.
Leif: Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells… smelly
Roy: I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready.
Eliwood: That idea may just be crazy enough… TO GET US ALL KILLED!
Hector: I used to be a wimp. NOW I’M A JERK, AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME!
Lyn: Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!
Eirika: 1% evil, 99% hot gas
Ephraim: It may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.
Ike: Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.
Micaiah: Well, it’s not a secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly.
Chrom: Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
Robin: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
Lucina: We did it Patrick, we saved the city!
Corrin: Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
okay Haruka can say her favorite beverage of all time is whiskey but I think we all know she has like a 100-pack box of capri sun in the house at all times and none of it is for Hotaru.
The scary thing about the Outer Family isn’t all the emotional darky seedy issues that comes with three very young woman raising a child they previously tried to murder underneath the happy layer
it’s the fact that there might very well come the day when Haruka gets Hotaru a matching mustard blazer suit set and they start wearing it together unironically and neither Michiru or Setsuna will be able to stop it if that day comes
the real horror vision repeating itself in Michiru’s dreams
Asami Yuuka said in an interview as Michiru/Sailor Neptune (who she played in the musicals) that yellow was her favorite color. So consider: Michiru is 100% in favor of this new father-daughter fashion choice and Setsuna is, as always, left to suffer alone.
so this is the reason Setsuna looks so haunted half of the time?
matching mustard yellow blazers
she has forseen it
GUYS I MAY BE MISSING CULTURAL CONTEXT OR WHATEVER BUT WHAT’S WRONG WITH MUSTARD PLS TELL ME IM CURIOUS
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