All my dog opinions are that English Bull Terriers are the best and all other dogs are CLOSE but not QUITE as good
But no I have some Rude Opinions and some Serious Opinions and some Goofy Opinions depending on the breed because I’ve interacted with, essentially, the worst examples of them. By the time people come to a dog trainer, shit’s usually pretty out of hand. But I still have lots of Dog Thoughts ™
Pythius: We went to this book sale at HPB where you could buy a bag and any books you could fit in it for $15 except you were supposed to shop only from certain tables. We didn’t. When we get up to the register the guy asks “so these are all from the sales table right” and smooth as silk I just look at him and say “yes”. They never suspected a thing.
(to be fair a lot of the things on the table and off the table were repeats?)
Leviathan: Sea monsters probably. Giant squids. Sea dragons. Probably unicorns. Who knows?
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