Screaming about Stilton – Page 14 – Lanonima Tumblr Backup

Gunnar is like the greatest, most supportive husband.

By which I mean: Nives fell off the boat so of course Gunnar jumped in after her.

A friend!!!

Mai Nominata finally saying what we’ve all been thinking: “if you spent half of the time you spend arguing coming up with plans to fight the princesses, we could have taken over the kingdom already”

No!!!! ABSOLUTELY NOT YOU CUT THAT OUT!!

Okay I’m like, maybe 70% convinced that this is the prince (but gods know I’ve been wrong about him before so we’ll see)

he’s coming on really strong and Samah is kind of freaking out and she just keeps lying because she doesn’t think he’s being genuine (good girl Samah, I have faith in your ability to sniff out bullshit) but UGH.

Samah!!!!!!

also if Samah falls in love with “Neil” I will literally riot

I can’t believe this series, which I bought on a whim, which is completely ridiculous and nonsensical and at times very poorly written has managed to emotionally destroy me so completely

my heart is literally pounding when I read these and if it weren’t for the fact that I can’t read Italian for more than a few hours without getting a headache I would probably do nothing but read them until I finish the series

HOW. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN. HOW COULD I DO THIS TO MYSELF.

GOD DAMNIT TEA

These books can never be simple but anyway they’re on a quest to find some magic water to render the Book of Witches legible so they can find the song to call the unicorns who are the only beasts capable of reaching the witches’ castle and none of that matters because look at the cute wolf he’s so happy to be going with them!!!!

look if seven nigh-all powerful witches are out to destroy not only you but also the entire kingdom and turn everything into a colorless, joyless wasteland…you don’t have to be on the defensive. sometimes it’s okay just to stab a bitch.