This is me reading Martin’s poem from Redwall in Italian
I was told I almost pronounced everything correctly, so I’m going to share here! Not bad for not speaking it aloud for three years.
This is me reading Martin’s poem from Redwall in Italian
I was told I almost pronounced everything correctly, so I’m going to share here! Not bad for not speaking it aloud for three years.
Cryptic riddles, stolen pies, and merry flute music for everyone.
Finally, candidates I can support.
Strange badgers, living in mountains, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
REDWALL FANS
Follow this link to find Martin Rathbone and his “Enchanted Guardian” friends. Alternatively I got mine at Hallmark so you can probably get them there too

@the-redwaller @raphcrow @theredwallrecorder @dibbunsagainstbedtime
And all the other Redwall people…look who I found in a little shop in Tennessee!
AU where everything is the same except whenever Martin threatens anyone he just says “you’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’”
“I can’t believe you’re going to be in a live-action movie,” exclaimed Tiria, “What’s it called?”
“Leatho Weapon.”
you might be wondering “are otters in the Redwall universe squeaky like the real life ones?” and the answer is yes
*the noises of hundreds of bike horns of varying pitch, many shrill squeaks, and a few full fog horns* A wildcat looks up, turning pale “The otters are here”, he says in a trembling voice. Panic ensues.
Usually he says “hi,” then I say “hold that thought,” and then I give him a sword and leave forever
i haven’t drawn Redwall fanart for ages!
here are some of my favourite villains ‘v’
(i added characters’ names in caption. just in case someone’s interested)
A buddy of mine saw Martin the Warrior take his shirt off in the shower, and he said that Martin had an eight-pack.
Your buddy lied to you, Martin the Warrior is a punk bitch
You were saying?
@raphcrow are you seeing this shit?
I heard Martian the Warrior was shredded ?????
martian the warrior