This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, whereâs my historical gay romance novel about this
KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?
Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend
whereâs the lush period drama about this series of events?
fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, heâs the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.
It probably really irritates Wonder Woman when the Justice League is getting shot at and she has to do the Robot to block bullets with her braceletsâmeanwhile Clark is just standing there, bullets bouncing off his chest. Heâs not even wearing armor. His mom just sewed some of his old baby blankets together and heâs making it work.
And she has to lug a shield around just so, like, fucking muskets canât kill her. Like if someone shoots an arrow at her, she needs to block that, or sheâll die, apparently.
So just off-screen there, picture Superman just casually strolling by. âHey, you, uh, you need some help there? Wanna stand behind me? I have this cape, it blocks bullets too.â