I’m updating my list of musicals I’ve seen live. Looking forward to adding to this after next year’s Muny season!

Aida (2x)

Avenue Q

Beauty and the Beast (3x)

Cats (2x)

Fiddler on the Roof

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Grease

Hello Dolly (2x)

Holiday Inn

Into the Woods

Jesus Christ Superstar (2x)

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (like 80x I swear)

The Lion King

The Little Mermaid

Mama Mia

Miss Saigon

The Music Man

Oklahoma!

Once Upon a Mattress

Peter Pan

Pippin

Singin in the Rain

Spamalot

The Unsinkable Molly Brown

Wicked

The Wizard of OZ

Young Frankenstein

Bad Musical Synopses

bonesrowanoak:

Phantom of the Opera: A speculative fiction about what would happen if Benedict Cumberbatch were a woman and his fans had access to a basement.

Hamilton: The best friend of an ambitious political dissident warns him repeatedly that his actions will end in tragedy. When that doesn’t actually happen, the best friend takes it upon himself to teach a valuable life lesson.

Jesus Christ Superstar: The best friend of an ambitious political dissident warns him repeatedly that his actions will end in tragedy. When that doesn’t actually happen, the best friend takes it upon himself to teach a valuable life lesson.

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat: Tim Gunn was sick today on Project Runway. Let’s see what happens!

Miss Saigon: White savior done fucked up. No one is surprised.

The Scarlet Pimpernel: Proto-superhero pretends to be gay. Wife is understandably miffed when she discovers she won’t be getting the D. Hilarity ensues.

The Lion King:  A Shakespearean look at a pride of liMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSAAAAAWENYAAAAAAMAAKALAKIIIIIIIIIIIISSHUENOOONOOOOOOO

Chicago: He really did have it coming.

Cabaret: A Conservative Republican’s worst nightmare is set to music.

Cats: Furries provide a fun-filled look into an average night out.

Rent: All these people are going to die the minute you leave the theater.

Avenue Q: Today on Sesame Street, we learn an important lesson about the purpose of the internet. The word of the day is ANAL. 

Les Miserables: A man steals a loaf of bread and is chased across France by the most dedicated police officer on the force. Consequently, everyone dies.

My Fair Lady: A valuable life lesson is taught: if you want to make it in life, all you need to do is sacrifice everything, suffer torment from an obsessive linguistics major, and fake an upper-class English accent. Unless you’re a man, and then you just need to explain that you really need money for alcohol. In that case, someone will promptly die and will you their fortune.

How to Succeed In Business Without Really Trying: A young man attempts to push the boundaries of white male privilege. He soon finds there are none.

Sweeney Todd: A barber and his girlfriend take Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal” a little too far.

Last Night at the Muny

We saw A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum which I had never seen, or heard of, and knew nothing about.

It was really good! I was excited because I figured it’s hard to go wrong with a Roman comedy but MAN it surpassed my expectations.

Once again, a show that had some kids in the audience that really, really should not have but it wasn’t as funny this time (when we saw Young Frankenstein the poor boy in front of us was there with his grandmother and was mortified that she was laughing at Dirty Jokes)

So actually the guy who was supposed to play the lead role was unable to do so because open air theater + allergies = bad times and he lost his voice.

So they called the guy who played Scuttle in The Little Mermaid like “hey, how do you feel about doing a role you’ve never done, after you’ve already spent three weeks working your ass off for us, and have only 4 days to learn your part” and he apparently was just like, “yeah, okay, sounds good”.

So he had a script for a lot of the musical but he didn’t need the script for the whole thing which, honestly, impressive. (he even worked in a joke where he had a line like “I can’t read!” and then turned to the audience and said “except for my script, of course”. He did a really good job though. All in all, a great night!

Anyway I’m updating my theater list to reflect the new season:

Musicals:

Aida

Avenue Q

Beauty and the Beast (3x)

Cats (2x)

Fiddler on the Roof

Grease

Hello Dolly (2x)

Holiday Inn

Into the Woods

Jesus Christ Superstar

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (like 80x I swear)

The Lion King

Mama Mia (in Sept. but I’m including it)

Miss Saigon

The Music Man

Oklahoma!

Once Upon a Mattress

Peter Pan

Pippin

Singin in the Rain

Spamalot

Wicked

The Wizard of OZ

Young Frankenstein

Operas:

L’Italiana in Algiers

Il Barbiere di Siviglia

Faust

WE DID IT AGAIN

I CANNOT BELIEVE. I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THREE REASONABLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE CAN’T READ A GODDAMNED CALENDAR AND WE WENT TO THE WRONG SHOW AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

GOD DAMN IT.

At least this year, unlike last year’s debacle with Beauty and the Beast, we didn’t actually go to see Fiddler last week. It’s not a show I like enough to watch two weeks in a row (although we did watch the movie since we thought we weren’t going to make it)

I have nothing against Fiddler, you understand.

It’s just…AIDA

It’s my FAVORITE SHOW. There’s no movie, and it’s not very popular. I have been waiting to see Aida again for YEARS. I have been excited for the Muny playing it since they announced their line-up in December. I WAS SO EXCITED AND THEN

WE WENT TO THE WRONG SHOW GOD DAMN

So Aida is next week and I bought myself a t-shirt to console myself

Beauty and the Beast was goooooddddd

There are advantages to outdoor theaters like being able to set off a shit ton of fire works all over the show also the guy they got to play Gaston actually was like 6 inches taller than everyone else and super beefy and was literally just. Carrying other people around all the time while singing also all of his outfits were completely sleeveless which is a good.

Belle was really cute! And the Beast was good he was so small and adorable but also. I really feel like they should have given him a tail? Would have looked nice.

Be Our Guest was INSANE like the costumes were so intense and there were 84 people all dancing on the stage and doing really well? Also the aforementioned fire works yes good.

It was at least as good as the Broadway tour I saw and Be Our Guest as def. superior.

So I was keeping a running tally of musicals which I’m gonna put here since I use this site more now. This list is not entirely accurate because I literally grew up at a theater but I’m saying if I was too young to remember seeing the show, I don’t get to say that I saw it.

Musicals:

Cats
Wicked
The Lion King
Peter Pan
Pippin
Singin in the Rain
Once upon a Mattress
Miss Saigon
Aida
Beauty and the Beast
Jesus Christ Superstar
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
The Music Man
Avenue Q
Hello Dolly (twice even)
Spamalot
Grease
Holiday Inn
Into the Woods

Operas:

L’Italiana in Algiers
Il Barbiere di Siviglia
Faust