me [likes a thing]: hey, i like this thing!
brain: excellent. you will be unable to think about anything other than that thing for a period lasting from several weeks to a number of years.
me [likes a thing]: hey, i like this thing!
brain: excellent. you will be unable to think about anything other than that thing for a period lasting from several weeks to a number of years.

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER
i am going to write 300 gay YA novels and all of them will have happy endings and i will do it out of spite
me (two days into spring): do you remember the good old days when all the bugs were in hell where they belong
Novelist error messages.
Will love this until the end of time.
This is all the things.
brb dying
you: able to generate and regulate body heat
me: an ice wraith with eternally cold hands, leeching the warmth of other creatures to survive

This is the truest me that’s ever been captured.
I wanted to make it my avatar but you don’t the effect without the full image.

I felt a little 90s this morning I guess!
Also hey, I think this my first vaguely successful selfie? I am bad with cameras.
