I’ve now been on the phone for one hour and 56 minutes.

My boss, who keeps asking me if I’m still on the phone: there’s a place in God’s heaven for people like you. you might not believe it, but it’s true

Me: I don’t just believe it, I’m counting on it

*cue my boss laughing until he chokes*

hot take: if you need your admin to walk you through every single page of forms to fill out for a new job, you don’t deserve to get paid $80/hour

I, however, do deserve to get paid that much for having to deal with these people