@brand-dad everyone else on La Gabbia degli Uccelli v me.
demonstrate your dominance (and assuage workplace boredom) by eating an apple from the top down
my solution to not being able to access the Binding Blade script at work was not to write my fanfic at home, it was to email myself the script so I can write it here
and they, can’t, possibly, deal, with, all of them,,,,,
What’s worse is that they’re Italian and this might be rude, but I’ve read classic Italian literature and for making me go through that, no Italian person has the right to criticize me for a comma, ever
(also you will pull my commas from my cold, dead, lifeless hands It Indicates A Pause Where You Would Stop To Take A Breath You Uncultured Swine)
everyone correcting my writing to remove commas is homophobic
it probably wouldn’t surprise you guys to know that when I was in like, 4th grade, I tried to memorize the dictionary
I’m here doing what I do best: finding the most obscure shit to get into
anyway I’m like the Rum Tum Tugger of fandoms. you can’t recommend something to me or else I won’t watch/read it. you just have to go about your business and like, blog about it, and then I might get interested and go check it out.
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