‘but how are my kids supposed to sing along to moana if it’s in another language?’ the same way i sang along to lion king brenda tell your bitch ass kids to up their fucking game
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accurate names for fire emblem games
Fire Emblem: The first
Fire Emblem: Don’t Play This One
Fire Emblem: The second (kinda)
Fire Emblem: Incest is Wincest
Fire Emblem: Prepare to Die Edition
Fire Emblem: Roy Was Better In Meelee
Fire Emblem: Hector Hard Mode
Fire Emblem: Zombie Apocalypse
Fire Emblem: Ike is Gay
Fire Emblem: Take That, Atheists
Fire Emblem: Deja vu
Fire Emblem: Japan Only
Fire Emblem: Anime-kening
Fire Emblem: Incest is Not Wincest Stop That
this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context
movie producers be like
a bro: actually I’m a devil’s advocate
satan: *appears from hell* you’re not even a lawyer, chad
I identify with the wizard Howl because if *I* had magical powers I would use them to get better hair, evade taxes, make computer games for my nieces and nephews, use aliases that imply I’m related to King Arthur, spend at least half my life as a literal toddler and discover alternate planes of reality so that I could flirt with the girls there.
I MEAN–
Pokemon GO is way to effective to be a Jadeite plan. Gotta be one of the other three.
From what I remember, Nephrite targeted people one at a time, while Zoisite was mostly after the Rainbow Crystals. Maybe this was a Kunzite plan?
ppl: why do you gays say every character is gay
me: untrue, the ones I don’t like or care about are allowed to be straight
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