the-redwaller:

thegoldensoundtwice:

Okay but interesting thoughts on Legend of Luke: 

I just find it so interesting the personality differences between Luke and Martin. I know how we joke about Martin wanting to fight bears, but in reality? Martin just wanted to be a serious warrior. Like. He was barely two days old and he was crawling towards Luke’s sword. “I’m ready ma. Just give it here already. Gimme the sword.”  Martin was born as a somber Irish Warrior Grandfather who is going to protect everyone and everything. He has a light hearted side but actually though (especially when he’s older), he just really kinda wants to respect everything. Like. If he ran into a bear he’d be like “oh my good sir, am I on your territory? whoops. hey let my party and I pass, we’ll bake you a shrew cake and Gonff will sing a song and happiness all around.” 
But Luke? Nope. That ain’t Luke. Luke is like a College Frat Boy Party hooked up with Kill Bill and now we have Vengeful Cranky Father Who Drank All The Whisky and Rum and Is Going in for Blood Next. Luke don’t give a fuck about you, he don’t give a fuck about your problems, he don’t give a fuck about your cooking, and he certainly don’t give a fuck about your feelings. He goes and rescues his crew and then screams bloody murder at them and tells them off. Martin would have given a stern lecture before breaking down and being like “Okay what can I do to make this better for you, here let me wrap you in a blanket”. Luke is like “Oh you want yer mama’s hugs and kisses? WELL TOO BAD SHE’S DEAD AND SO WERE YOU FOR A MOMENT THERE.” 

Chill out, Luke. But still I love him and his emotional angst that caused Martin’s emotional angst. 

But also. Sanya (we don’t speak about her enough.period. fix this, fandom) She had a tapestry of Martin in her purse (and I can’t remember if it was her father or Luke’s) wearing armor. So follow me on this logic here. For years I have thought that it was OUR Martin on the tapestry. But what if it wasn’t? What if it was Grandpapy Martin? Or perhaps someone had a vision of our Martin and did the thing, but it makes you wonder, doesn’t it? But keep this in mind here. Martin was named after Martin the Grandfather. Thus meaning that Martin the Grandfather is actually Martin the I. Our Martin is Martin the II. Matthias’s grandson, Mattimeo’s son, is therefore, in all actuality, is Martin the III. MARTIN THE III, PEOPLE.

And from my understanding, Martin the I was the REAL one who’d fight a bear.  

Oh shit okay golden read LoL the hour has come it’s my time

I LOVE the stark differences between Martin in this book and Luke. It’s like. Pretty powerful. Because guess who he resembles more out of his two parents?? Despite his physical appearance, the way he talks, does he seem a lot like Luke?? NO. HE’S SAYNA. Denno (I think?) even points out his pretty Sayna eyes. He grew up to be HER, the one who would do whatever it took, throw themself in front of any foe with whatever weapon came to hand, to protect their loved one.

(Sidenote! Ihave a crucial headcanon that Sayna’s dad died when she was a baby so Martin I took her and Windred under his wing, which is why she has a picture of him and also why she named her son after him.)

BUT WAIT! Martin wasn’t always the way he is in LoL. In this book he is older, nearing the end of his warrior career, on the verge of seeing his dream fulfilled. Recall back to the way he was in MtW, after a horrific and gory childhood. Who did he resemble more then? LUKE. the whole “fuck u I’m coming through back off small bitch” attitude is SO PROMINENT. Who helped him through that? ROSE, who resembles Sayna’s bravery and self sacrifice.

Then we hit mossflower and the Luke Attitude is still so strong, it runs throughout the whole book (see: calling out Verdauga, crossing the river without a ferry, preparing the battle a giant fucking crab with no ragrets). Who helps him through that?? GONFF. the most carefree dude maybe in history, possibly the very opposite of Luke.

Then we meet Boar and he teaches Martin all the stuff he needs to know and fills the Empty Dad Hole in our boy’s heart and then what happens

SOMEBODY HAS TO SAIL AWAY, ABANDONING THE OTHER IN ORDER TO FULFILL A GREATER DESTINY. SOUND FAMILIAR?

oh shit I get so worked up

And so now Martin grows into himself, becomes his own person outside of his past or his future, and marches straight to his death in order to save the ones he loves, and that’s maybe the first Big Time we see Sayna in him.

And that part of him grows and grows. He shares his mother’s dream of a world without violence, of family and safety, and he brings it to fruition, and by the time he returns back to the north he’s almost unrecognizable from the young mouse he was in the first book.

IT’S JUST. SO. GOOD.

dubiousculturalartifact:

the-two-germanys:

The Princess Finds Horns on her Head.

European Folk & Fairy Tales

Joseph Jacobs
New York: G.P. Putnam’s Sons, 1916.

My favourite part is her expression/body language.
This is not a princess recoiling in horror at a terrible curse.
This is not a princess smashing the mirrors & locking herself away in a tower, because who could ever love a monster.
This is a princess who woke up one morning with big horns on her head, had a brief moment of surprise, then thought “Dannggggg. I look GOOD.”

WHICH SAILOR SENSHI YOU SHOULD FIGHT

sailorcipher:

Sailor Moon – No. Don’t. Look, first of all, Usagi is a precious cinnamon roll who only wants to make her friends happy, so why WOULD you. Secondly, she can like literally melt you into a cloud of sparkles with the force of her love. Thirdly, even if she somehow fails you now have four Sailor Senshi (plus Tuxedo Mask) on your ass. Just buy her some ice cream or something.

Tuxedo Mask – Not technically a Senshi, but close enough. You can fight him, and you will win, because basically his powers are ‘roses’ and ‘speeches’, but make sure you get out before Sailor Moon shows up. DO NOT KIDNAP.

Sailor Mercury – You’re probably going to win here, honestly, but she’ll just be quietly sad and look at you with those heartbreaking big eyes and you’ll feel guilty for weeks.

Sailor Mars – Look, if YOU want to fight the woman with complete control of fire and far less control of her anger, it’s your funeral.

Sailor Jupiter – I understand, I really do. The baking, the hugs – she has to be an easy one, right? HAHAHA NO, HOPE YOU AREN’T ATTACHED TO YOUR FACE BECAUSE IT WAS JUST PUNCHED IN, WITH LIGHTNING. Also Mercury will make sad faces at you again do you want that.

Sailor Venus – If you win, it’s because Venus wants you to, honestly. And she’ll be making bad puns the entire time. Don’t fight Venus.

Sailor Chibimoon – Oh, sure, beat up the SMALL CHILD who has the QUEEN OF THE WORLD as her parent.

Sailor Uranus – I’ll be honest here, this will be tricky. Uranus is powerful, and even if you win you’re going to have to be on guard for the rest of your life, because Neptune WILL follow you and, just when you think you’ve escaped, she will ruin you with a single gesture. But please. Please try. Just give her one good, hard punch and tell her to stop being such an idiot about her emotions. Please.

Sailor Neptune – You’ve lost before you even started. Just by considering this idea, you have somehow tripped a string in some elaborate plot of Neptune’s to emotionally destroy you. It’s all downhill from here. Also, Uranus will hit you with a car.

Sailor Pluto – If she’s not breaking every goddamn taboo of her job, you might have a slim shot, because she basically only has one not-time-control thing going for her, but Pluto literally constantly breaks the rules so you’ll be time-stopped and killed literally before you know what happened.

Sailor Saturn – GEE, JUST BEAT UP THE 11-YEAR-OLD AVATAR OF DEATH AND RUIN, WHAT COULD GO WRONG

Sailor Starlights – Kick their asses, especially Fighter. Good plan here: recruit Uranus to help you out, and then after you win punch Uranus per the above.

Sailor Chibichibi – I don’t trust that thing.

docholligay:

lesbianneptune:

as much as i love this scene (there was something v similar in the original too) because it emphasises how haruka just wants peace, despite the fact she’s supposedly this tough and strong soldier, all she wants is to listen to michiru’s violin but i also love this scene BECAUSE NOBODY SAYS ANYTHING, THEY ALL JUST KINDA IGNORE HER LIKE “OH, HARUKA’S DOING HER GAY SHIT AGAIN JUST LEAVE HER BE” AND THEN THEY CHANGE THE SUBJECT ITS AMAZING

I just live for Mina’s expression in this scene, so much. Like, “Haruka, knock this gay shit off, we talked about this what the fuck is wrong with you, is there such a thing as terminal lesbian because if so you’re in the running for a sad lifetime movie” 

Meanwhile, Haruka:  “My beautiful wife whose music gives me peace in my heart and also she fills me withlove and she is so perfect. My tiny perfect wife. Look at her, Minako.” 

“There should be some sort of comprehensive health plan for being your friend, homo.” 

femmerosa:

keyofjetwolf:

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WITH THE SWELLING VIOLINS AND THE SOAP OPERA PIANO

HARUKA NARROWS HER EYE IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR

“It’s getting cold.”

HER VOICE LACED WITH SIGNIFICANCE AND MEANING AS SHE STARES INTO THE CLEAR SKY AND THE INFINITE STARS REVEALING A DEAD GALAXY THAT HAS KNOWN UNTOLD HORRORS AT THE HANDS OF THE ENTITIES WAITING ON HER DOORSTEP TO DESTROY THE LAST BRIGHT SPOT ANY OF THEM WILL EVER KNOW

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And then Michiru turns it into a come-on.

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING I HAVE RECEIVED THIS DAY

Michiru Kaioh: Able to turn any and every moment into a come on.