LOOK I’m a grumpy old bitch who is pretty much Old Games > New Games (high hope for Echoes though! And slightly lower but still highish hopes for the 2018 game) but I’m not a complete asshole

I’m not going to start shit

I have no interest in drama

and people can ship/like/do w/e they want I’m not gonna call anyone out 

I know lots of people disagree with me so that’s why I chill out here screaming into the void

Favorite and least favorite FE characters per game (except Sacred Stones b/c it’s been too long and I don’t remember):

Blazing Sword:

Fave: Lyndis

Least fave: Eliwood

Path of Radiance:

Fave: Soren 

Least fave: Marcia

Radiant Dawn (new characters only):

Fave: MEG

Least fave: Fiona

Shadow Dragon:

Fave: Sheeda

Least fave: like…pick an axe wielder idk. I only like maybe 6 characters from this game….

Awakening:

Fave: Olivia (adults), boy Morgan (kids)

Least fave: Tharja (adults), Owain (kids)

Conquest:

Fave: Soleil is the only acceptable character from this travesty

Least fave: CAMILLA.

Last night I was posed three questions about the Sanaki/Naesala ship. At the time I was more interested in eating pizza and watching movies with my roommates because I have a life both outside this website and Fire Emblem (take a moment to control your surprise). But the cats woke me up at 5:30 and I have nothing to do until the washer is done so I’m going to answer them in excessive detail because I’m bored out of my mind but also because I never talk in depth about any ship except Lyn/Hec and that’s a disservice.

1: Why ship Sanaki with anyone?

Outside of Lyn and Soren, Sanaki is my all-time fave FE character. And most people like to think about their faves growing old, banging someone hot, and having a passel of little hellions to occupy their time with. IDK why does anyone ship anyone? Goodness.

2: Why ship her with someone centuries older than her?

Bad news everyone, vampires are cancelled forever. And gods, fairies, elves…idk dragons and sexy aliens? All cancelled. Guess I better take that gay knight/dragon romance I’m working on and chuck it in the trash b/c Patrice is an undefined number of decades/centuries older than her partner.

Humans have been thinking and writing about sexy ForeverYoungs loving and bedding humans since the dawn of time, why am I not allowed to do it?

Bringing this back to the game…how much older do you think Almedha is to Ashnard? How much older was Lehran to his partner? Are Ena and Rajaion the same age? Maybe, maybe not. Does it matter? They’re both “young adult” by the way they look so they’re the same reproductive age at least.

3: Why Naesala?

(HAWK DO NOT READ THIS, SPOILERS AHEAD)

Sanaki is a young girl who cares so deeply about her people and her country, but also about addressing the wrongs of the past and moving on to create a better future. She’s also a hellion who has no one in her life to engage her sense of humor except maybe Sephiran and he’s always gone. She likes to be a brat. She likes to bait people, and from the way she tolerates Ike and later Tormod, she enjoys it when people don’t lie down and take it. Sanaki is clever, and she has no one to really practice that cleverness on.

Naesala is a greasy douche bag shitheel who loves to cause trouble, loves to get the last word, loves to verbally spar people. He’s clever and sneaky and not at all trustworthy. But he’s also a king cares so much about his people that he will literally whore himself out to the highest bidder to save them.

At the end of Radiant Dawn, Sanaki has had her faith and confidence shaken and, I think, grown stronger for it. She has been allowing, to some extent, people like the senate push her around and make her a mere figurehead. I think that Sanaki wants to take her country back and be the Apostle again, and to do that she needs an appropriate weapon.

At the end of Radiant Dawn, Naesala has lost the two things he cared about – his home, and his people. I know he becomes a diplomat, why not do that work for Begnion where a new challenge awaits him?

Sanaki needs help, to put it simply. She needs someone like Naesala working for her. Someone who is crafty, someone who doesn’t believe that people are always trustworthy and can respond in turn. She needs a spy, a diplomat with a silver tongue, and in some cases, she needs someone to do her dirty work. If you don’t think Naesala would excel at that, then we’re clearly not seeing the same sides of his character.

I think Sanaki and Naesala would work well together, and I also think she would profit from having someone around who actually understands her. Their personalities and priorities are similar. Their intellects are similar. I think they would have fun not only working together but also verbally sparing together and I think they could be friends.

In ten years, when Sanaki needs to look for a partner, I think she would look to Naesala. He’s been a good right hand. He’s also been a king and has a lot of wisdom to impart. Things in the world are changing, too. Having a closer tie to the Laguz would probably be a good political idea, especially with all the bird tribes living right next to Begnion in the Serenes Forest.

I do not think this is a love match. I think it would be a political match that Sanaki does not find abhorrent due to various reasons. I think she could do a lot worse, and I think Imperial Consort is more than Naesala deserves but also I love him so I’ll give it to him. I think it’s a partnership that can work, can thrive based on friendship and mutual understanding and maybe they’d even love each other at the end, who knows?

Begnion is certainly a tricky country to rule and whoever the next Apostle is will need intellect and fortitude to do it. I can think of WAY WORSE fathers for such a child than Naesala.

Also I have certain theories about Branded and such that I won’t go into here.

In short: I think the two of them would fit both into the world and with their respective personalities and goals. Also, I just love them.

Anyway if any of you had particular fun with my Italian FE shitposting, you can follow my continuing adventures at @fuocodelfo

I’m starting with Lyn’s Story then Hector’s story and I’ll be moving on.

I found ROMs for at least Sacred Stones and Path of Radiance (and maybe Awakening if I can figure out how to make it work) so there will be plenty of stupidity to go around.

No one really wanted 1,500 words of Lyn and Hector and Sacaen wedding traditions but I don’t care.

Headcanon heavy and also super embarrassing.

Lyn hadn’t had much time to get used to Lycian traditions,
but even so she could tell a marked difference between Ostia and Caelin. Hector
was not so unusual a nobleman as she had thought at first, but a product of his
people. The Ostians were frank and open, curious about her, and somehow more
respectful than even her own people had been.

In Caelin her resemblance to her mother had been remarked
upon, but there was always a disconnect. People couldn’t seem to see past the
darker shade of her skin, the accent that marred her Elibean common, her very
un-Lycian views about nobility.  

In Ostia, opinions were more divided, and strongly so. Those
who had supported Uther, and who tentatively put their support behind Hector,
viewed her as a strong warrior first, a tie to another territory second, and a
Sacaen third. Those who had opposed Uther were even more strongly set against
his brother, and paid her little consideration at all – except to insult her
mixed-parentage.

That didn’t bother her. She had heard much the same from
Marquis Araphen, and many others along the way. Those words mattered scant more
than the twittering of the birds outside the windows, especially in light of
other current events.

Ostia had gained two Marquis in far too short a time, and
there was unrest both from within and without. Hector’s ascension ceremony had
been arranged with all possible haste, and he was Marquis Ostia before his
wounds had even begun to heal. Now her wedding was being arranged with the same
speed. After all, the Marquis needed a wife, and Ostia needed an heir.

The preparations were less ostentatious than those for the
few weddings she had seen in Lycia, but still nothing like what she thought her wedding would be like, back
when she was only Lyn of the Lorca. That wasn’t who she was any longer. Now she
was Lady Lyndis, soon to be Lady Ostia, and so she tried to accept it with
dignity.

Hector, however, knew her better.

He stopped her on her way through the garden. “Let’s go for
a ride in the park,” he said. It was short, as usual, without preamble. Even
being Marquis didn’t encourage him to speak any more politely.

Lyn raised her eyebrows. “Don’t you have meetings today?” A
fair question. It seemed Hector had meetings every day, in some cases assuaging
fears and in others offering not-at-all veiled threats. Soon enough Lyn would
be joining him, but not until after the wedding.

Hector shrugged. “They’ll wait. The horses are already
saddled.”

“Well, someone’s confident today hm? Do you think you’ll be
able to stay in the saddle this time?”

“If I don’t, it’s only because my teacher has been slacking.”
Hector reached forward and grabbed her hand. “Let’s go, Lyn! Pox on the nobles,
we ought to be allowed a day to ourselves now and then.” When he began tugging
her in the direction of the stables, Lyn didn’t protest at all.

*

The park was where Lyn went whenever she was feeling
homesick. It was nothing at all like Sacae, where the grass rolled on until it
touched the sky, but it was still better than the crowded streets of Ostia, and
the heavily fortified military garrison that served as its castle. The park was
behind the castle, just outside the walls. Part meadow and part woods, it meant
to be hunted on and ridden through by the Marquis and his family. Neither Uther
nor Hector had hunted there with any regularity, so it had begun to take on a
slightly wild aspect. Not truly wild, but less maintained than the gardens or
the flawless expanse of lawn within the walls, it was the only place in the
whole city that seemed familiar to her.

Hector did manage to keep his seat, so Lyn had to find
another way to tease him. Not that it was hard. “Now that you can manage one of
these, we’ll have to visit Sacae sometime so I can put you on real horse.”

He didn’t take the bait.

“I’d like that….to visit Sacae with you sometime,” he said. So
serious, so awkward, so unlike Hector. Lyn had only known him to talk like that
a few times, and hearing him do it now worried her.

“Is everything alright?” she asked, hands tightening
automatically on the reins. Her horse tossed its head, irritated by the sudden
tension, and she forced herself to relax, to breath, to wait for Hector to
explain himself.

“I have something for you, and I didn’t want to give it to
you in front of the jackal pack,” he said. He nudged his horse closer to hers, close
enough that she could feel the fabric of his trousers rubbing against her leg.
From his pocket, he pulled two velvet pouches, one red and one blue. He handed
the red one to her.

“Not both?” she asked, teasing again.

This time he did smile. “Greedy! This one’s mine. Open it.”

She poured the contents of the bag out into her palm. A thin
silver chain, glinting in the sunlight. Directly in the middle were two larger,
diamond-shaped links, locked together. The symbol worn by wives all over the
Sacaen plains. Lyn looked over at him, speechless.

Hector held up his own necklace – gold instead of silver,
thicker than her own, the two intersecting shapes on his were circles, not diamonds.
“I know it’s usually a ring, but there’s already wedding rings in my family. I
thought a necklace would do just as well.”

“How did you know?”

“I bullied Guy into telling me. Here.” He leaned forward and
took the necklace from her hand, undoing the clasp and fastening it around her
neck. The large, battle-scarred hands that had helped kill a dragon were
delicate as lace against her throat.

There was nothing mocking or serious to say in a moment like
this. She only reached over and did the same for him. The golden chain stood
out against the dark blue of his tunic, bringing a little decoration to his
usually plain style. It fit, as if it had always belonged there, and had only
now found its way home.

She understood the ride, now. A Sacaen wedding was always
performed under open air, and a Sacaen engagement was usually proceeded by a
long ride. Not easy to do here in populous Ostia but, as he so often did,
Hector still managed to do and say the right thing at the right time.

“There’s words too, I know. I didn’t forget. Well….I did
forget, but I’ll do it anyway.”

Lyn could only smile as he did his best to say the marriage
vows she grew up hearing. “Your accent is terrible,” she said when he was done.
But she repeated the words after him, glad to have a chance to speak her own
language again, even gladder for a chance to say words she didn’t think she
ever would, words that, in a language full of grace and beauty, still seemed to
stand out.

Hector gazed back at her, smiling slightly, eyes softened
with an expression of amused affection that he only shared with her. “When your
hand is clasped in mine, I’m stronger,” he said, repeating the first line in
the common tongue. He held out his hand.

Lyn took it, and took up the verse where he left off. “When
your words join mine, I’m wiser.”

“When your steps match mine, I’m braver,” he said.

“So I’ll ride beside you, if you’ll have me,” Lyn said.

Then Hector joined her, as if they planned it, and they
spoke the remaining lines together. “I’ll ride beside you, until the rivers run
dry, until the moon swallows the sun, until the stars fall from the sky like
rain. Not until then will our paths diverge.”

They both allowed a natural silence to form after the words,
a moment to think about what they had said and what they had learned.

Hector spoke first. “It sounds better in Sacaen.”

“What doesn’t?”

There was still an awkwardness in the way he held himself
and the way he spoke. There was more that Hector wanted to say, Lyn knew, but
he didn’t know how to say it. He didn’t need to say it. She had come a long way
from thinking he was just some brute with an axe.

They both spoke more through actions than words, so Lyn
leaned forward and showed him what she thought. When she broke the kiss, it was
with the satisfaction of seeing a dazed look on his face – another expression
that only she got to see.

“I’ll race you back to the castle,” she said, and brought
her horse around to face the way that they had come.

Hector grinned, the same grin he had worn in sparring
matches and in battles, in every competition they’d ever had. “I hope you’re
ready to lose, because I’ve been taught by the best.”

“We’ll see!”

Both horses took off in a thunder of hooves.
Later, when they reached the castle gate, neither Lyn nor Hector felt it
necessary to mention that they’d arrived at the same time.

Florina and Ninian!!!

lanonima:

“Miss Florina!”

Florina looked up from where she was repairing a gash in her
saddle with quick, even stitches. Ninian was walking towards her across the
open ground. Florina gave a small smile and waved.

“You have good timing, Ninian. I need to thank you.” Florina
gestured to the ripped leather under her hand. “If it hadn’t been for you, this
would have been in me or Huey instead of just my saddle.”

“Oh!” Ninian put her hand to her chest, as if she was
surprised. “But…that isn’t right….”

“Huh?” Florina put down her needle. “What do you mean? I
never would have seen that assassin in the dark like that…it was only you
sensing danger that let me get out of the way.” Florina smiled again. She had
taken it upon herself to protect the dancer on the battlefield, but it had
worked out the other way – Ninian had ended up saving her countless times and
Florina had done little other than keep her company. “You really are amazing,
you know?”

“No…” said Ninian. “I mean, I came to thank you.” She dipped into a quick half bow.
Sunlight glinted off her pale hair in the same way it did off the snowy fields
of Ilia. “You’re so kind, and so strong too. You’ve made me feel stronger than
I was before. I want to protect people important to me too, like you do. I want
to protect Nils, Lord Eliwood and his friends….and you too, Miss Florina.”

Ninian straightened up, and she was smiling, but it didn’t
reach her eyes. In fact, despite the smile, she seemed more melancholy than
usual.

“What’s wrong, Ninian?” Florina asked. “Is something going
to happen?”

Instead of answering, Ninian looked up, studying the
cloud-studded sky with an intensity that it didn’t deserve. “I wish….I wish I
could have been on the mountain to meet you that night, Miss Florina. Maybe
things would have been different. I would have liked that.” She turned then,
and hurried away.

“Ninian, wait!” Florina tried to stand as well, but was
burdened by the cumbersome saddle. By the time she set it aside and stood up,
Ninian had vanished among the hastily set-up tents of their makeshift camp.
Florina stared after her. She wasn’t a seer like Ninian, but she couldn’t shake
the feeling that something terrible would happen at their next battle. “I won’t
let it,” she said quietly to herself. “No matter what…I’ll do my best to
protect you.”

Florina and Ninian!!!

“Miss Florina!”

Florina looked up from where she was repairing a gash in her
saddle with quick, even stitches. Ninian was walking towards her across the
open ground. Florina gave a small smile and waved.

“You have good timing, Ninian. I need to thank you.” Florina
gestured to the ripped leather under her hand. “If it hadn’t been for you, this
would have been in me or Huey instead of just my saddle.”

“Oh!” Ninian put her hand to her chest, as if she was
surprised. “But…that isn’t right….”

“Huh?” Florina put down her needle. “What do you mean? I
never would have seen that assassin in the dark like that…it was only you
sensing danger that let me get out of the way.” Florina smiled again. She had
taken it upon herself to protect the dancer on the battlefield, but it had
worked out the other way – Ninian had ended up saving her countless times and
Florina had done little other than keep her company. “You really are amazing,
you know?”

“No…” said Ninian. “I mean, I came to thank you.” She dipped into a quick half bow.
Sunlight glinted off her pale hair in the same way it did off the snowy fields
of Ilia. “You’re so kind, and so strong too. You’ve made me feel stronger than
I was before. I want to protect people important to me too, like you do. I want
to protect Nils, Lord Eliwood and his friends….and you too, Miss Florina.”

Ninian straightened up, and she was smiling, but it didn’t
reach her eyes. In fact, despite the smile, she seemed more melancholy than
usual.

“What’s wrong, Ninian?” Florina asked. “Is something going
to happen?”

Instead of answering, Ninian looked up, studying the
cloud-studded sky with an intensity that it didn’t deserve. “I wish….I wish I
could have been on the mountain to meet you that night, Miss Florina. Maybe
things would have been different. I would have liked that.” She turned then,
and hurried away.

“Ninian, wait!” Florina tried to stand as well, but was
burdened by the cumbersome saddle. By the time she set it aside and stood up,
Ninian had vanished among the hastily set-up tents of their makeshift camp.
Florina stared after her. She wasn’t a seer like Ninian, but she couldn’t shake
the feeling that something terrible would happen at their next battle. “I won’t
let it,” she said quietly to herself. “No matter what…I’ll do my best to
protect you.”

Well we all know that fanfiction is not really my wheelhouse but I’m willing to try to do some microfictions today if you send me a Fire Emblem pairing to my asks.

(Stick with Blazing Sword, Tellius, or Awakening because those are the ones I know well enough)

Some FE musings:

Going forward from here is going to be pretty interesting so I have some THOUGHTS.

People joke about remaking/not remaking everything from 7-10 but idk if anything will happen there. Blazing Sword and Sacred Stones were already put out on virtual console and I doubt we’ll see much more with them (unless of course they decide to do some sort of 6/7 retcon but I highly doubt it).

In that case, maybe we can look forward to some sort of rerelease for Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn as well? Especially what with the art book and all coming out it kind of feels like they want to do something. Best case scenerio is a rerelease for the same system this time to make the secret ending easier to unlock. Middle case, virtual system release. Worst case, nothing happens and the games remain freakishly expensive.

I’ll be interested to see how well Echoes does because if it performs well, then maybe, maybe we can look forward to remakes of Holy War and Thracia 776 as well. Of course I’m completely talking out of my ass here, I have no idea how much they want to cater to us but what with Echoes and dragging older characters into Heroes and all it seems like they’re trying to strike a middle ground between the old/new fan division and I am ABSOLUTELY fine with that.

Warriors sounds fun I’m pumped for that. Since this is the second cross-over game already there’s probably more of that one the way although with WHAT I have no idea.

As for the new game: ??????? so many questions. In the worst case they’ll have the same team as before and we can look forward to awful supports and even worse characters/design but at least the levels will be fun maybe. (Worst case is a Fates clone, I mean). Middle ground would be something similar to Awakening, but hopefully with better levels because WOW. Best case…I don’t want to speculate because I’ll only disappoint myself. But I will anyway. Best case would be something with levels like in Conquest, a new character designer, a modified support system, hopefully no baby mechanic (I s2g I will scream), and writing closer to what we used to get with the old games.

Best case for the baby mechanic: give us an actual two part game. Give us a Fire Emblem game that is LONG AS SHIT and actually goes through two generations, two different armies, two different plots because I would pay so much money for that.

Also maybe for once make some slight variations other than “hair color” for the other parent and maybe parent/child specific supports???? That’ll never happen.

Fucking hire me IntSys I have great ideas.

What Should I Stream Next Poll

@dreamshapers-universe @gay-la-v @almedha @faceheightknifefight @anonnatsfan

We’re about 2/3rds through Blazing Sword so we can start planning what to do next. Here’s your beginner’s guide to the other options available.

Let me know what sounds interesting?

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Binding Blade (FE6): This happens after Blazing Sword, but was made first. About Eliwood’s son Roy and Hector’s daughter Lilina. I’ve never played it but apparently there’s some plot holes and timeline issues (LIKE LYN DOESN’T EXIST???), but I’m not really sure how big they are. You guys will get to see how incompetent I am the first time around.

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Sacred Stones (FE8): Unconnected to anything else, twin protagonists Eirika and Ephraim, who are great, and the villain is also A+. A slightly different system than the others, mostly fighting zombies and monsters and shit. I’ve played it before but I hardly remember it.

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Path of Radiance (FE9): You know about Ike from Smash Bros. probably? This is Ike’s game. Pretty different to a lot of other Fire Emblem games but at the same time has absolutely the best writing and some of the best characters in the series. Everyone loves this game basically, and for good reason.

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Radiant Dawn (FE10): ABSOLUTELY A+. Takes place 3 years after the events of Path of Radiance and actions…have consequences???? They fucked up the support system but other than that this game is great. Radiant Dawn is one of the harder FE games so expect some tears and a lot of screaming. I’ve already beaten it once so we can unlock the secret gay ending, but I would personally recommend waiting for these two.

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Shadow Dragon (FE11): You wanna know about Marth? This is where we learn about Marth. A remake of the very first Fire Emblem game. Shadow Dragon is…not great. Mostly only worth it for Marth and Sheeda trashing battlefields together and a little bit of nostalgia factor. A challenging game but kind of…bland might be the best way to put it.

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New Mystery of the Emblem (FE12): A remake of FE3, and the sequel to Shadow Dragon. I’ve only played it about halfway through but it seems challenging and maybe decent? Again, Marth and Sheeda are there so that’s cool.

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Awakening (FE13): It’s for the 3DS so I’m not sure how to share it but I’d love to find out? Fire Emblem re-imagined as an anime dating-game soap opera. Not…good necessarily but honestly pretty enjoyable (I’ve only played it like…five times since it came out in 2013 if that tells you anything). Takes place 1,000 years after Shadow Dragon.