It me
This lizard is all of us
It me
This lizard is all of us

The cooks are all crows in the witches’ castle.
Good lord.

!!!!
I love that Gunnar is still like the leader of this pack even though he’s not a wolf anymore…look at all of his dumb wolf babies. What a cute family moment.
I think one of the issues these books have is that no one is willing to kill other than the nameless prince, and only in book one. He straight up flung Calengol out of a window into a ravine! He very nearly succeeded in killing Gunnar! Where was that ferocity later? Sure I love him as a skeevy bisexual menace, but I also liked him as a ruthless antagonist as well.
I’m not saying that every kids’ book has to be like Redwall where characters die. You can get through something and not have anyone die. But the way this is set up, I think the witches are weaker than they could be because Tea doesn’t want to allow anyone to even want to kill.
Sure they say things, but then they do these very basic attacks that, let’s be real, aren’t really going to accomplish much but base destruction.
You want to end the royal family so bad? Fucking up your game and try to kill them.
If you want the “wise king’s” mercy to stand out, you have to show that his enemies are worse than he is.
Etheria, I’m begging you, please use your lightning powers to strike down the “wise king” so he stops fucking shit up for his daughters.
Please.
Omg she’s so fashionable
Right?
Apparently she was a human who was cursed by the witches and is now kept as a servant…probably for a long time since she seems a little less than sane.
She also collects unwanted toys because she never had any as a girl.

this lizard is my new best friend, I love her

That’s not creepy at all. Why are there so many toys in this place?
Actually…back in the first part of this arc I theorized that the nameless prince is actually Mai Nominata’s son and I still think it could be true.
Etheria’s motto is apparently “go big or go home” cause she’s causing trouble over all the kingdoms, not just one at a time.
okay
A) when could Nives have gotten cursed
B) why is Nives always the one getting cursed
If you absolutely must make someone your damsel in distress why don’t you use Diamante who contributes literally nothing by being there rather than Nives who does so much interesting shit.
You already froze her in a magical block of ice for three books Tea, isn’t that enough for you????