Oh…… man. I FUCCKED THAT RIGHT UP DIDNT I
YOU TRIED and for that you get a gold star XD
Oh…… man. I FUCCKED THAT RIGHT UP DIDNT I
YOU TRIED and for that you get a gold star XD
Samah continues to be the smartest princess…locked in Mai Nominata’s dungeon with our mysterious prisoner (who we now know is “Neil”) she gives him a fake name.
After all, you never know what’s going to happen.
Neil and the golden unicorn
argento means silver but other than that yeah XD
Sulfurea. Honey.
“why would [Mai Nominata] hinder us if we’re tools in her hands?”
because she’s a manipulative bitch who doesn’t want you guys to form alliances?? because she’s a sadist who likes watching people fail so she can punish them? because she’s bored of you guys and wants to start over? because she just wants you to weaken them a bit so she has the satisfaction of killing the royal family herself?
I mean I can think of ten reasons off the top of my head that Mai Nominata might be sabotaging her own witches and I haven’t lived with her for centuries.
Literally every single time Rubin talks about the prince it just makes me more certain that they were dating on the side like I am 100% certain this is not intentional but also you’re doing a really shit job of making them look like anything other than bisexual disasters, Tea.
So the hooded figure is Helgi, not the prince (which I started to suspect in the last book) but that means the prince is still at large and we have no idea what his game plan is.

I cannot believe that Rubin still dresses like this. How is it that neither the nameless prince nor Diamante have tried to teach him how to dress befitting his station???

NIVES
maybe if she can avoid getting cursed for two fucking seconds she’ll actually be allowed to be in this book.

Before we start on today’s adventure I have to tell you guys that I have been losing my shit over the cast page for this book all weekend and these two entries are why.
I am ready for this.

A friend.