Phantom of the Opera: A speculative fiction about what would happen if Benedict Cumberbatch were a woman and his fans had access to a basement.
Hamilton: The best friend of an ambitious political dissident warns him repeatedly that his actions will end in tragedy. When that doesn’t actually happen, the best friend takes it upon himself to teach a valuable life lesson.
Jesus Christ Superstar: The best friend of an ambitious political dissident warns him repeatedly that his actions will end in tragedy. When that doesn’t actually happen, the best friend takes it upon himself to teach a valuable life lesson.
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat: Tim Gunn was sick today on Project Runway. Let’s see what happens!
Miss Saigon: White savior done fucked up. No one is surprised.
The Scarlet Pimpernel: Proto-superhero pretends to be gay. Wife is understandably miffed when she discovers she won’t be getting the D. Hilarity ensues.
The Lion King: A Shakespearean look at a pride of liMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSAAAAAWENYAAAAAAMAAKALAKIIIIIIIIIIIISSHUENOOONOOOOOOO
Chicago: He really did have it coming.
Cabaret: A Conservative Republican’s worst nightmare is set to music.
Cats: Furries provide a fun-filled look into an average night out.
Rent: All these people are going to die the minute you leave the theater.
Avenue Q: Today on Sesame Street, we learn an important lesson about the purpose of the internet. The word of the day is ANAL.
Les Miserables: A man steals a loaf of bread and is chased across France by the most dedicated police officer on the force. Consequently, everyone dies.
My Fair Lady: A valuable life lesson is taught: if you want to make it in life, all you need to do is sacrifice everything, suffer torment from an obsessive linguistics major, and fake an upper-class English accent. Unless you’re a man, and then you just need to explain that you really need money for alcohol. In that case, someone will promptly die and will you their fortune.
How to Succeed In Business Without Really Trying: A young man attempts to push the boundaries of white male privilege. He soon finds there are none.
Sweeney Todd: A barber and his girlfriend take Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal” a little too far.
In my experience, legs just kinda bruise weird. Direct hit to an unpadded part at SCA? Nothing. Massage therapy? Leaves the blackest bruises for weeks. Never know what’s gonna make a bruise show up.
Yeah, I get that. The weird part is that this isn’t the first time we’ve drilled with leg cuts, just the first time that I’ve bruised like this afterwards.
Though this was us coming back to sword and buckler after doing sword alone for months. It’s always possible that because we had more to concentrate on, we weren’t pulling our hits as much as we thought we were. (Heather escaped without the lovely bruising though so idk).
All I know is that I didn’t even feel it at the time and now I do XD
Four years, same habits. Enjoy my silly dog as he makes sure I know how ready he is for dinner.
One of my favorite fire emblem videos is one where Bors does a triangle attack with Barth and Wendy and it looks like they’re about to do something super cool but then Bors just kills himself with the devil axe
whoops it was Barth that did the triangle attack, not Bors. here’s the video:
Hey look, here’s the actual staff saying some of the same shit that I was saying.
I love the show and I love the staff! I think season 7 was fantastic. I think the fact that they felt the need to do this means that a lot of people need to fucking chill. Read a book. Go outside. Do something else for a while.
Oh definitely blood. Got no problem with needles in theory. Except that sometimes they take my blood…And it doesn’t help she poked me 4 times before settling for a wrist vein
Right. At least they only had to poke me once! So that’s a blessing.
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