ike was such a fun lord cause he was just some bumfuck rando who just wanted to swing a sword real good and ended up fighting god and then literally leaving everyone he knew behind to fuck his twink bf in peace
the key to handling gilgamesh as your servant is that he loves it when people are entertaining most of all. he doesnt like it much when people just grovel before him without any question because that’s predictable and boring. he’s the arbiter of human desires and loves to see what people can do when they set their sight on something seemingly impossible. what this all comes down to is that in order to make gilgamesh as manageable as possible you gotta slap his ass the moment he’s summoned and state your intentions to make him your bitch. the surprise factor is amusing and he’s a bottom so he will like getting his ass slapped just enough to not kill you on the spot and instead say he’d like to see you fucking try. from there on it’s rather easy going cause he’s a bitch and it’ll take a week at most before he’ll be getting you immeasurably expensive gifts and singing your praises to anyone who is nearby to hear it.
I just remembered how I originally came out online: passive-aggressively, in the middle of a Depression Poem I wrote and illustrated, on The Lion King Fanart Archive