Author: tcdoherty

I’ve now been on the phone for one hour and 56 minutes.

My boss, who keeps asking me if I’m still on the phone: there’s a place in God’s heaven for people like you. you might not believe it, but it’s true

Me: I don’t just believe it, I’m counting on it

*cue my boss laughing until he chokes*

literally an hour and counting

30 minutes and counting

hot take: if you need your admin to walk you through every single page of forms to fill out for a new job, you don’t deserve to get paid $80/hour

I, however, do deserve to get paid that much for having to deal with these people

oh my god

is this guy really going to keep me on the phone the entire time he’s going through his contract?

me @ corporate right now: ??????????????????????????????????????

I thought I’d seen the last of this shit when Ramona transferred to another department but apparently not.