and they, can’t, possibly, deal, with, all of them,,,,,
What’s worse is that they’re Italian and this might be rude, but I’ve read classic Italian literature and for making me go through that, no Italian person has the right to criticize me for a comma, ever
(also you will pull my commas from my cold, dead, lifeless hands It Indicates A Pause Where You Would Stop To Take A Breath You Uncultured Swine)
ALSO happy birthday to my son!! He is two years old today, and just as stupid as ever.
everyone correcting my writing to remove commas is homophobic