vampireapologist:

versephobia:

vampireapologist:

goblins-choose-to-live:

vampireapologist:

my main anxiety is meeting a real vampire and them telling me that when I make fun of vampires on my blog it hurts their feelings. idk what I’d say to that. I guess I’d apologize.

would it be sincere tho

yeah I feel like it’d be one of those moments when u really have to self reflect and confront the impact you’ve had on others even if you had good intentions.

if a vampire sat me down at a party and said “your blog hurts my feelings” I’d have to rebrand my entire blog. I’d have to actually become a vampire apologist.

Are you saying that if you met Lestat and he said “Your blog hurt my feelings” you would apologize? To Lestat?

oh no let me be be clear, every single mean thing I’ve ever said about vampires on this blog has been very personally and specifically directed at lestat